I've decided to move house. I'm going to move into Henry James' novel The Ambassadors, where I will spend my time with wonderful, charming people, partaking of deep, intuitive conversations and sumptuous repasts.
Living in a novel may be unconventional, and sometimes inconvenient, it beats where I'm living now. The rent is cheap and the neighbours marvellous.
Of course it is just a temporary move, at some stage I'll have to grow up, move into my own novel, for now you can address my mail care of The Ambassadors by Henry James.